I'm a writer, and as you can see from my words above, a rather bizarre (read intriguing) one. Still deciding what I'll do with this, but I guess only time can tell that story.
As an anon seems to have oh so kindly revealed, my name is Alex Haskins. Hello to any of my RL friends who may discover this, and good luck getting your sanity back after looking through this. That is, if you had any left after knowing me for more than a week.